Michele Bachmann has joined Tim Pawlenty and Herman Cain among the ranks of the defeated. Only straight, white men are left as real contenders for the Republican presidential nomination, which is shocking to exactly no one.
Updated by Matt Ortega So long, Michele Bachmann. Surely you will continue to infect the political landscape with your historical inaccuracies, flat out lies, and gay-bashing agenda, but we bid you adieu.